“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there? " Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear! As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face.
We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!! Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
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A post by Tatiana, who appears to work for a top London law firm, posted on ‘lavinia_lond’, a fellow expat’s journal: ‘My male colleagues matter-of-factly scratch their private parts in the presence of females.
" Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word? " Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?You are an adult and looking for truth or dare questions.Wow, this clearly says how interesting and popular truth or dare game is.In meetings, they are biting their nails.‘One director sneezes loudly, without a thought of covering his mouth or apologising.And my boss, a noted barrister, stretches himself out in his chair, as if he is on a bed. She posted: ‘I found out that my husband, who works at a bank, openly talks about our love life with his work mates.Try these romantic truth questions for adults with your crush or partner.