Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
(Contents of “Rules” T-shirt protected under applicable copyright laws) I’m pretty sure this is how Nike got started, but my goals are not quite as lofty. Click the button below: This whole thing is funny to me! Alan Smyth Check out our book desinged to help Dads PS: Below Stu Graff has already found a great use for his shirt.At first I made a few dozen shirts and gave a few away. The cost is .95 per shirt (more for bigger sizes) Then add shipping & handling of course. He pinned it to his front door while his daughter was out on a date.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.This light hearted shirt is bringing thousands of Dads further into the important conversation of their role with their daughter. , I wrote a funny little blog about the “rules for dating my daughter.” I chuckled as I wrote it and never dreamed how much buzz it would receive.